Chandler, Arizona is faced with a crisis of epic proportions - dogs barking in dog parks.
What the frick, dogs? Why on earth are you barking at a dog park? Don't you know that silence is golden and apparently dog parks are really libraries, so shut up...or else!
The "or else", in this case, is the possible installation of Dog Silencers which will whack your dog, barking or not, with some awesome ultrasonic sound waves. Now, these sound waves are supposed to just be annoyances and all dogs in the dog park, upon hearing them, will be all "That just applies to the dogs barking!" because dogs are capable of that cognitive reasoning, dontcha know!
Sure, a selective use of this product might help reduce the noise level of your neighbor's barking Pomeranian. It might not - not all dogs give a shit about high frequency sound waves, because they're bored and really want the world to know about it. But to use this on all dogs, regardless of whether they're barking or not, seems a bit silly and rude.