Once upon a time there was a puppy who hated touching other dogs. She even disdained touching butts with her big, bestest, non-sister, Mina. This was a travesty, because Mina would have loved snorgling her not-so-little-not-sister. Mina never took offense. She also stopped caring about Celeste's opinion on Sharing the Sofa. If Celeste wanted to sit on the sofa, she would have to deal with Mina in all her warm, emo glory.
Finally, after many years, the puppy-who-is-not-a-puppy decided it was best to give in and snuggle...just a little bit.
But she would do it with a horrified face:
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| U TOUCHES ME AND I AM OF THE HORRIFIES OPINIONS!!!!! |
And Mina would try VERY hard not to just plop her head on Celeste's butt.
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| Must. Resist. Putting. Head. On. Butt. |
Thus, the puppy became an adult. It only took her 3.5 years.
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