Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Police Blotters Are Love

I Need My Coffee: 10:35 a.m. — A caller from the 100 block of South Auburn Street reported a man and a woman might have stolen six or seven coffee mugs.

Damn You, Tires, Damn You: 2:02 p.m. — A caller from the 24000 block of Camelia Way reported vandalism to a tire.

Mischief, Oh Wherefore Art Thou? 3:16 p.m. — A caller from the 10000 block of Sun Shadow Drive reported a lost donkey named Mischief.

Mortal Kombat! Or Wombat! Or Mutual Combat! 9:27 p.m. — A caller from the 200 block of B Street reported a physical fight. It was mutual combat.

We'll Even Save Your Car Battery: 4:52 a.m. — A caller from the 100 block of Joerschke Drive reported a vehicle with its headlights on since 1:30 a.m. The car was found running and was turned off.

Just Be Happy It Wasn't Christine: 1:39 a.m. — A caller from the 12000 block of Spanish Lane reported a Mazda racing around on the street for the past hour.

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