Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Burglary Less Interesting Than Non-Biting Dog

For reals!

In Bridgeton, New Jersey, the headline reads as follows: "Police shoot Pit Bull during investigation of home burglary".

I guess a 16-yr-old kid breaking and entering is far less important than a dog who looks like a Pit Bull getting shot in the paw because he was so violent that he didn't actually scratch or bite anyone, but apparently he "attacked" the officer. It is a unique definition of attack when there is a significant absence of any actual injury, except to the supposed "attacker", the dog.

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