I'm getting out of the car to go into a pet store. Mina is totes sitting in the back seat with her fat head sticking out the window.
Woman: Oh my gosh, is that a Pit?!?
Woman: Oh my gosh, roll down your window, I want to see her.
Me: Umm. Okay!
*rolls down window*
Woman: OH MY GOSH SHE IS SO TINY!
Me: Yeah, she's a pocket pit for sure.
Woman: OH MY GOSH, REALLY? Where can I get one?
Woman: A Pocket Pit, where can I get one?!? My Pit Bull is like 70 lbs, I'd LOVE a Pocket Pit.
Me: Oh. Um. Hey! There's a ton of these special dogs at the shelter.
Me: Yeah, Pocket Pits are only for people with pockets.
If only I had not spayed Mina, I could be making a kajillion dollars off the sale of Pocket Pits.
This would be their awesome ad.