Tuesday, March 1, 2011

It's National Pig Day

And here's a pig.

If you met this piglet, you'd swear off bacon forevah and evah. TRUST ME YOU WOULD. She grunts and runs around like a fiend and is jealous of chicken feed. HOW CUTE IS THAT. How can you be jealous of cracked grain, it is silly, Sally! That's her name. Sally. People were going to eat her, but she was all "hells no" and escaped. Police rescued her, animal control told her owners - sorry, you cannot has the piglet to eats in the city - and so they signed her over. And now she is running rampant, wreaking great havoc upon the world. Good job, Sally. I celebrate you.
Sally running off

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