Somewhere out there is a mexi-mutt contorted into an impossible position on a hardwood floor, and her human caregiver does not have a camera to document it.
That somewhere is here.
Celeste does not violate the laws of physics often. She prefers to lay it all open, stretch out. Not right now. Right now, she is attempting a pretzel position, and it is comically scary.
If I could show a picture, it would say "Don't try this at home."
Which is probably good I don't have a picture. No doubt some silly dog out there would do the opposite of the caption. Silly dogs are like that.