I'll do it one better and write a haiku! Seventeen syllables and done!
HAIKU-IFIED
Dog leaps free from home
rudely nips rat terrier
Back home sleeps on couch
Alternatively, you could take Sun Sentinal's approach and write a 334 word article on a dog-dog interaction that resulted in one minor wound. To make the article more sexy, please to be bringing up any other attack by a pit bull within the last millenia. Rinse and repeat!
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