A recent conversation:
Mom: Hey, so you okay with coming up for a weekend when we are gone and watering the backyard plants?
Me: Heck no I don't mind.
Mom: Great! Now when you see the bean plant, please don't be concerned.
Me: Um. Okay.
She basically left it at that, and me being me decided to just forget the whole conversation.
When I went in their backyard and saw this, I ran frantically over to the bean plant to try and save its life. No way was a ginormous potted plant about to die on my watch! Halfway across the yard, I remembered my mom's advice, please don't be concerned.
I still am concerned. I mean, look at that thing. It's the edible leaning tower of pisa.