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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Douche-Canoes Triumph

That's right, folks. The privileged, probably mostly white, racist douche-canoes have won. And we all let them.

But hey, now we can lay to rest what we already knew: Obama was born in the United States, because ZOMG! a black person CAN actually be born IN this country!!!! Massive freak-out, for reals.

This is unfortunate, because just like with actual terrorists, you don't negotiate with douche-canoes. I'm talking to you, Donald Trump.

What should have happened is everyone who said Obama was not born here should have been forced to wear a sign proclaiming, "I'm a racist idiot and a douche-canoe, throw rotten tomatoes at me." But instead they got their way. Uncool.

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